It was interesting to read Pearl’s post - on inanimate objects like a car speaking. This set a train of thoughts in my mind. What if the inanimate objects that we encounter everyday start conversing with us? Here are some of the conversations.
Mobile Phone: Speak softly and listen to deeply / Clean your ears and wash your mouth
Watch/Clock: Precious time is clicking. Don’t waste it / Stop watching
Spectacles: You are blind to a lot of things in life
Television: I am called an idiot box. But why are you watching me ?
Chair: You are warming me too much. Prevent sore back
Table: The clutter on me reflects you
Shoes: Save my sole and yours
Socks: Wash me, or use me to bring the dead alive
Bed: All that you do, I hear and see, and many a time feel
Bottle: Your life starts with a feeding bottle and ends with a saline bottle. In between, I am the coke bottle and the beer bottle
Tread mill: You seem to be throwing a lot of weight
Lap top: Whole day, I see you press the ‘get messages’ button. Can I report to your boss?
Bath tub: It’s only you who are enjoying
Stick: You should have got more of me. That’s why they say’Spare the rod and spoil the child.
My brain refuses to think any more. You may add to the list.
20 hours ago